The Three Wives Club - of the Mainline

Bravo! will host a new series this fall entitled The Three Wives Club - of the Mainline. it features three best friends who happened to be named Adriana, Rachelle, and Becky - and they all share one husband. figuratively speaking, people! this idea came to the network after quite a routine was formed this past winter throughout persistant snow storms dumping a few feet at a time, burying any modes of transportation. alas, they resorted to their good 'ol feet. on this particular episode, Rachelle and Adriana get dressed as if they're about to hike the Swiss Alps to prepare for their mile long journey across Wayne, PA. complete with back packs and ski masks if the wind became too much to bare. have no fear though, because within those back packs are precious cargo. that's right, 2-3 bottles of red wine. and to keep them safe in the journey from clanging around, they are each inserted into a large tube sock. (see photo) upon arrival at destination Home #2, Becky's couch... they began their normal routine of eating a few entire boxes of Cheez Its gourmet flavors, ghirardelli double chocolate brownies, and red wine. (story about that combination and mass consumption coming in later entry.)

and so the story continued like this repeatedly throughout Winter 2010. now each night they resumed their same position on the couch watching Real Housewives, Teen Mom, Bachelorette, Kardashians, etc. Becky's husband, Mitch came home one night to see them in these same familiar positions, when he announced "oh look, my three wives!" ...and so the plot was born. where cameras will now follow their escapades around Wayne... Lulu Lemon... Wine & Spirits... Osaka... TJMaxx... Christopher's... Great American Pub... Spamps... the pool... coaching athletics... babysitting our 3 children... etc.

these three women may or may not parallel my life...

(as in, an exact replica.)